mount and dew 

To mount a woman in such a way that she is in your favorite sex position, and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with her.

Jenna looks soooo hot today! I would mount and dew her in a second.

mount and dew by Davidd Nielsen April 4, 2008

Mountain Dew Baby

The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.

Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn

Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.

Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.

Mountain Dew Baby by Richierich7896 October 3, 2017

Bot Dew 

B-O-T_D-O
Bot Dew is Mountain dew in the words of some one with down syndrome.
there are different types of Bot Dew out there, such as: Code Bot, Regular Bot, Live Bot, Nig Bot, and Baja Bot which is only found at Taco Bell.

Bot Dew is often refered to as just "Bot" for short.


"Alot of people in the world drink Mountain Dew. But there are only a select few who drink Bot Dew"

"Fillup G, pass me a Bot Dew"
"Dude, get some Bot Dew for the party"

Bot Dew by Fillup G. September 19, 2008

Final Dew Phenomenon 

The anomaly wherein, upon purchasing or securing the last of an available snack or beverage, the item in question tastes better knowing that nobody else can have it. In turn, this often spawns jealousy, awe, or grudging respect.

"Man, I got the last soda from the vending machine. It's all mine, and it tastes AMAZING."

"Final Dew Phenomenon? I hate you and everything you love."

Final Dew Phenomenon by MrHaveANiceDay January 3, 2012

honey dew stick 

A seductively sweet stick typically found on the lower frontal area of a male anatomy

Rebecca: "Please give me your honey dew stick!"

All men present: "With pleasure!"

honey dew stick by jonnymikey November 3, 2013

Mountain Dew 

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp

I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes

Mountain Dew by Americanski November 27, 2019

Mountain Dew Mouth 

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.

Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.

Mountain Dew Mouth by FergiFerg020608 February 16, 2009