dealer

person who sell's drugs

who was it
- my dealer

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idiotkabitchfukk September 20, 2007

ice cream dealer

yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.

watch your van

by P.C Brown June 12, 2003

Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.

Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.

by CrementosRex July 12, 2010

Dealers eighter

Similar to a bakers dozen. A dealer of marijuana will round up to 4 grams from the regular 3.5 that and eighter is.

my guy just hooked me up with a dealers eighter, its a lot better deal

by yAuknow March 25, 2011

Meme Dealer

A person who sells memes. They're always undercover and will deny that thay are the meme dealer even if its obvious. There are many rumors about this person.

Memes may be free for friends, but you might have to pay for them.

There is usually many memes printed on a page.

Person 1: Did you hear? Brady's getting memes from that Meme Dealer
Person 2: Yeah, we gotta find out who it is.

Person 1: Hopefully we'll get some dank memes from them.

by Boof Poof Noof May 15, 2018

Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

by Sieffy October 30, 2016

meme dealer (AKA md)

Meme dealer is a person who makes TABS mods such as Stalingrad 5. He can be found in discord such as Tabs mod center, The bee empire etc. Has a bee profile pic

guy1: wow did you see meme dealer (AKA MD) new mod
guy2: yeah its awesome

by CLUBMASTERSUPREMACY January 1, 2021