deez nuts

The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"
by Looch May 12, 2003
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You: Hey man u goin to that BBQ?
Friend: What BBQ?
YOu: Deez Nutz On Your Grill


You: You like Gardening?
Friend: Yeah
You: Well plant TULIPS On Deez Nutz!
by Will January 05, 2005
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Deez Nuts

yet another way to be an asshole
Example 1:

T: Primi was that the doorbell?

P: I dont know, go check nigga!

P: Who was it?

T: Deez Nuts!

Example 2:

T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?

P: What?

T: Deez Nuts!

P: pendejo.

Example 3:

T: Did you hear what happened today?

P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?

T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"

P: You said it first.

T: Tell it to the judge homo.
by T-Money&trade January 20, 2009
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by deezs nuts February 22, 2017
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the testicles of a male
person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!
by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 01, 2003
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Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
by Bemoneyg December 04, 2005
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you must be in a deez
by belo420 September 26, 2010
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