Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

decked out

Adjective: Someone or something that is really extravagant and awesome looking. To be "pimped out."

*Homer and Bart drive by Mr. Burns' mansion*

Bart: Holy cow! That's one decked out mansion!

Homer: Mmmmmmmmmm.......decked out mansion.

by MOSthedeth April 11, 2009

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

upper-decker

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

dackles

originated in a little town called "Sen-Town" a.k.a., monessen, some would mumble something..and in a dazed out voice the other person would say "what?" and the you would scream "DACKLESSSS"!!!!!!!!!!

Me- Hey Kayla..sjhdfjhkhaskdjaklsj
Kayla- What??? :/
Me- DACKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- Oooooh...BURNNNN!

by aliciawashurrrrrr September 23, 2007

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009