deadbeat father

An unemployed, piece of shit father who calls there family names like, skank, whore, slut, cunt and many other things. Usually smokes and gets shit handed to them for free. Lives on the couch playing xbox all day and drinks away someones hard earned money.

Floyd Tongate is a deadbeat father.

by Turnwar January 17, 2016

dead than red

Better dead than red was a conservative saying regarding Communism and it's expansion being something to stop at all costs!

I would rather be dead than red!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

Red Dead Redemption 2

its a game about western from 2018 made by your favourite dev ever rockstar who made gta v

1980: ill bet we will have flying cars in the future

2018: Red Dead Redemption 2: Horse balls shrink in cold weather

by gay idiot November 11, 2018

The Living Dead

Normally referring to the undead; this phrase has become a less complicated term for those living with emptiness. A more accurate description of depression and/or any other crippling - life destroying - disorders.

Those living with depression are The Living Dead.

by D0ntPan1c December 6, 2018

Shovel a dead rat

The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.

Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.

Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".

by MrThomassoulo March 26, 2021

Dead On Arrival

D.O.A or DOA

When someone or something dies before it gets where it needs to go or does what it needs to do.

An example would be when a person gets transported to a hospital, but they die before the get there, they are Dead On Arrival.

My dad was driving to work, but was found Dead On Arrival.

by vivianVORTECKS July 26, 2010

dead drunk

When someone is dead drunk, they are so intoxicated that they seem as though they were dead.

Peter: Oh My God! What's wrong with John?
John's Girlfriend: Don't worry, Peter. He's just dead drunk(smashed).

by HU AL Kuz November 10, 2013