douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

Filthy danish

When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Last night I gave your mum a filthy Danish

by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012

cherry danish

after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!

after i gave little susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face.

by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

danish kiss

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back

“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”

“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”

by fuck denmark June 1, 2019

danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.

Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!

by ScottyMate February 1, 2017

Danish Lemonade

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.

"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"

by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017