dammel

Cheap person who is tighht and dosent like spending like £5 more - Mrs khan

Mrs khan is a dammel

by Suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 23, 2021

Damned Ignorant

An expression used to describe the actions of an ignorant person.

That’s just damned ignorant!

by anonymous July 16, 2025

Dirty Dammer

When you stick a tube up your butthole and turn on the vacuum-pump so it sucks everything out of your ass.

Gian: "He was playing around whit his friend and he accidentally got a dirty Dammer"
Ulrich: "Oh no poor boy!"

by your.dads.lover January 31, 2024

Notre Damed

The act of having something in the bag. And then massively blowing it for no reason.

Johnny's girl said yes to prom. But he Notre Damed it and lost her before it started.

by Brady 06 September 23, 2023

Dirty Dammer

When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.

John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!

by your.dads.lover April 24, 2024

snooker be damned

Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it

1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.

by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017

Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.

Shut That Damned Door

by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019