cucumber

N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.

V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear

Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.

Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad

by Crackajak October 17, 2008

cucumber

Natures Two Way

(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)

Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!

by Infamous Adam May 18, 2006

Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.

My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.

by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010

cucumber play

the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"

jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.

by bitch call me the mayor February 18, 2009

Cucumberia

A venereal disease contracted by masturbating with a cucumber.

Kyra totally got Cucumberia from masturbating with a Spanish Cucumber last night.

by GhettoBaby69 January 3, 2011

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey June 2, 2015

Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010