Whitty Cumback

When your homie hits you with good banter and you cant think of a verbal response, so you ejaculate on their back when they're not looking

Hey dude, Victor totally roasted you
yeah and i hit him up with the whitty cumback so who's the REAL winner

by JamesEmerson69 May 8, 2020

Sir.cumsalot

A sexual position in nature where you are dressed up in a knights armor and you have a elephant sized dildo up your ass but it can’t fall out because of the armor so when you walk you look gay. This then triggers anyone you pass by to yell out, “hey guys, it’s Sir.Cumsalot!”

Vanness: omg look at Draven he is doing a Sir.Cumsalot.

by Linvoln6969 June 11, 2023

Cumstache

A mustache of cum after one tries to swallow.

"Man she blew me and got a big ol' cumstache!"

by JCbaybee March 31, 2010

Cumstache

residue from oral sex around your lips.

I got grossed out i saw an old man with a cumstache

by matt + ed March 4, 2004

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

Cumback Deer

A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.

Dude that cumback deer stole my wife! And he is back once more!

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

cumjackulate

(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)

this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)

by chompy the bird with teeth January 18, 2013