Clingy

When a person becomes annoying by always wanting to be around you, talking to you, calling you and just basically suffocating you.

I see why Robert doesn't like Kelly. She won't leave his fuckin' ass alone. What a clingy bitch!

by LIL23K January 10, 2009

Clinger

Someone who you regret meeting due to them being around all the time.

Person A: "Man, look at Billy, always following John around."
Person B: "I'm glad I didn't meet Billy, he's such a clinger."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Cling-ons

Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}

An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.

As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.

Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.

by CraigUnderscore February 8, 2009

curling

Curling is a sport involving ice, brooms, and originally a rock. It is chiefly played in Canada. Unlike hockey, it is not taken seriously in the United States. Many suspect that it is a byproduct of both the cold Northern climate and the Canadian propensity for beer.

That curling is an Olympic sport baffles Americans who don't consider it a sport at all.

by HunterX January 25, 2005

stage 5 cling-on

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.

Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.

by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008

Clingy

showing or wanting love and affection from someone who isn’t supposed to judge you and is only supposed to love you

Oh my heck Jasmine is so clingy - jasmines friend

Yeah ik she wants my love it’s so cute -jasmines boyfriend

by Kennedy is the best February 14, 2021

culinary boner

Stimulation that occurs when extremely excited by the food one is about to consume.

Oh damn man, this looks so good I just got a culinary boner.

by Kmtret14 December 18, 2008