spam cube

World's first anti-spam gadget for home PCs.

I plugged the spam cube into my home network and it stopped spam!

by Silicon Alley Rockstar May 13, 2006

ice cube

The best damn rapper, rapped with N.W.A. went solo.

Yo man, ima bust some Ice Cube outta my Alpine!

by Chika ching September 7, 2003

weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.

by GLaDOS November 6, 2007

Cubestress

The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.

Have you noticed how quiet Joe's cube has been since his cubestress has stopped visiting?

by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

by RK64 September 26, 2006

cube invader

A coworker that insists on entering your cube to converse with you in tight quarters about nothing in particular when you are clearly busy.

I had my iPod in and was typing frantically when the cube invader stood next to my chair, tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I had seen the email from corporate.

by mandy_mae February 25, 2008

Cuberculosis

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.

"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."

by itsme843 November 24, 2009