Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

by M.Urbany November 22, 2011

cucumber style

When you take a cucumber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until orgasm. It feels so good.

Guy1: Dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.

by teenagewanker January 20, 2008

Cucumber Sandwich

Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.

"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."

by Kitterbang February 17, 2010

Raw Cucumber

A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.

"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"

by The Iterus August 12, 2009

Mexican Cucumber

When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.

Mac: What did you do today?

PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!

Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!

by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011

Morning cucumber

That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009

Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008