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cryabetes

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.
I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?
by daveycius May 27, 2006
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Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.

It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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crayford

As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."
Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)
by Jandy-ass December 30, 2003
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A crafty darragh

To cut corners on a task, yet receive major plaudits for the outcome. This can be viewed as either lazy, or "working smart"
Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him

Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.

Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.
by Gemma111 April 12, 2021
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Crafty

Refering to the beastie boys song, a woman who gets around.
She's crafty, she gets around, she's crafty shes always down!
by dmarieoddo August 26, 2013
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bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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Crafty Fisherman

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.
Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!
by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
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