After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.
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"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
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Crustydog: a penis covered in dry period blood
Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.
Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.
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