Cripster

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.

"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"

by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

Crispity Crunchity Peanut Buttery

1) Having an accute sense of style, originating from within or around the ghetto (da hood)

2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit

- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq

Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly

Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!

Isales: Thanks bro.

Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.

by Scotty McScotterson November 16, 2009

crapitalism

The collectivist attempt to trash the only moral economic system known to mankind.

Well, yeah. That's what it essentially is.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

crippity chron

The original VB Ghantron. The dankest weed out, shiny and almost glass like in appearance due to high levels of THC crystal formation. From the crypt of Mother Nugget.

Yo did you see that Ghans Waller had?
Yea that shit is crippity chron.

by Ghan Man January 16, 2009

Cripstine

Cripstine is Christine’s nickname. She is in crip gang. Ayo crip check! Cripstine is weird and sped but it’s ok because she’s an Avocado. It’s that Periodt type shit.

-alex betancourt

“Hey cripstine I bet you’re single cause you’re an avocado!”

by phambamman November 6, 2019

Grape street cripin

Grape street cripin means when you from grape street (where you deal purple drugs and stuff like that) and if you are a crip and selling/dealing purple drugs you would go around yelling grape street cripin ya know for fun

Nigga im grape street cripin all fuckin day

by Grape street cripin August 17, 2022