Crayola shit

when shit leaves streak marks inside the toilet bowl from it being so shitty

i just took a crayola shit. wanna seeeeeeeeeeee

by whatisthisidontevenno December 12, 2010

Crayola

"Cr-aye-o-lah" (adjective) something or someone who acts immaturely or childish, something that is basic or someone is is young.

"Stop acting so Crayola!'

"You're so Crayola!"

by Oryx&Crake June 18, 2009

crapflap

1) The sound of buttcheeks-a-flappin usually caused by an abnormally powerful fart or defecation.

2) The back door on old style long underwear

1) That four alarm chili had me crapflappin in the bowl all night.

2) I was so drunk last night that when I put on my long underwear, I crawled in through the crapflap.

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006

Crapolini

noun - a word used to describe something that happened.
-mostly used when realized you've forgotten something or messed up badly.
-to stop your self from cursing, you use this word

"Oh, crapolini! I screwed up my math test!"

"Crapolini! I forgot my Spanish book at school, and i have a huge 7 chapter test tomorrow!"

by CandyyCat456 December 22, 2009

crayola

Crayola LLC, formerly Binney & Smith, is an American handicraft company, specializing in artists' supplies. It is known for its brand Crayola and best known for its crayons. The company is based in Forks Township, Northampton County, Pennsylvania, USA. Since 1984, it has been a wholly owned subsidiary of Hallmark Cards. Originally an industrial pigment supply company, Crayola soon shifted its focus to art products for home and school use, beginning with chalk, then crayons, followed later by colored pencils, markers, paints, modeling clay, and other related goods. All Crayola-branded products are marketed as nontoxic and safe for use by children. Most Crayola crayons are manufactured in the United States. Alright, I'm just kidding. Crayola is a toxic piece of shit created by retards to posion children in the US.

"Crayola: Made by retards solely for the purpose of killing children"

by The Best Definer of UB June 27, 2018

Count Crapula

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003

Crayola Cock-Pit

Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.

Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."

Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"

by RachelleF July 31, 2008