crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

crackers

Noun: Underpants. More usually 'undercrackers'.

Oh dear, Nigel has fouled his crackers yet again! I do so wish he would refrain from attempting to flush his offensive shreddies down the lavatory. It does block it terribly, and the resulting stench of skitter is quite overpowering.

by gnord August 7, 2007

crackerettes

A white girl

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the WHITE hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

crackeriest

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.

(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know

by brook kirk August 21, 2006

cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

Crackers

Originating out of the southern tri-county area of Florida, street vernacular for police officers.

Whenever my friends talk about them crackers they always tell me "no offense", but I don't care cause I hate them too.

by Anonymous Man September 22, 2005