When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022
Get the Couch Sendingmug. by diksenormous May 26, 2006
Get the couch fuckermug. The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
by Asher77 September 2, 2005
Get the jumping the couchmug. a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.
by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006
Get the jumping the couchmug. (n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.
by Patlacker May 25, 2010
Get the Couch Lockmug. The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!
EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011
Get the The sex couchmug. 1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.
2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.
" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 16, 2009
Get the Couch-clampmug.