Trucker convoy

The Trucker Convoy is to teach Justin Trudeau (Justin Traitor) a lesson. You cannot impose or force a mandate on anyone in society. That is communism. This convoy is located in Canada

Person 1: Hey you going to the Trucker convoy?

Person 2: Hells yeah man!

by Skyrim550 February 7, 2022

Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.

Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Cordova

A sexual act where the male smashes a bottle of champagne against the girl's head as he finishes. The motion is similar to that of christening a boat.

Margie's had a bump on her head from when Anthony Cordova'd her last night.

by jessiecho August 8, 2014

Convo Rape

Covo rape - also known as conversation rape - is when as soon as you sign into your instant messaging account, you are instantly flooded (or "raped") by more than 2 conversations.

"Hey"
"Hi"
"Wazzzuuuuuup"
"Yo"
"Duuuude"
"CONVO RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Dude, I'm Getting Convo Raped"
"Lol"

by coop720 September 6, 2007

Fat Convoy

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.

I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.

by masonthekiller March 9, 2011

Laura Cordova

The most bad ass, gorgeous,legendary girl ever.(also has a nice ass)

-man, did you see that girl?
-naw..whatd she look like?
-laura cordova dude!

by CL13 April 4, 2009

Convo-Closer

A person who closes their instant-messenger windows the instant they respond to them.

This could be due to an abundance of windows in the task bar, or the person is just full of themselves.

Person 1: "The combination to the bank's master safe is 45-30-13"
Person 2: "Yeah, ok..."
*short amount of time passes*
Person 1: "OH MAN! I just deleted all of my codes!! What was the combination to the master safe!?!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a Convo-Closer"

by BMos March 6, 2008