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Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
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Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.
"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"
by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013
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contindering

When you meet someone on Tinder and go on several dates, but continue checking Tinder habitually.
Are you exclusive or contindering?
by Bkim April 19, 2015
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Continius

When couples feel as one
I love you so so much, i hope we continius for the rest of our lives
by Robbie. H 777 July 24, 2019
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Continental Airlines

A former airline based in Hoston, TX that got oofed by United Airlines in 2010.
I really miss Continental Airlines. It sucks, that it got bought out by United
by ElevatorsByLexi April 12, 2022
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Steaming- Continental

A large orgy on a commercial airline, in which the females are lifted off the ground by two male partners and are penetrated in any orphals that are available.
Steaming- Continental
by Channey'slightsaber June 29, 2009
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A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.
The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.
by zanderfin September 23, 2019
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