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Confuckeded

When you're conflicted and fucked off at the same time.
When you're in an internal battle

Example when you're totally confident and cocky but then you're also self conscience that is confuckeded
by Trigger23 June 10, 2018
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Confucked

1. When you're confused on what to do but you're fucked no matter what you choose to do

2. Really fucking confused
1. When someone is dating two people and had to choose one of them, yet they both find out anyways, that person is confucked

2. When people ask why it Arkansas instead of Ar-kansas
by RandomAnxiousPerson June 15, 2018
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confucked

When you are so confused that you feel mental fucked
Man Vanessa that final test got me confucked . The teacher never taught us that
by rere456 May 21, 2018
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Confucked

Confucked.

Confused and fucked up and the same time.
A male may act like a girl for a day, and then act like a guy the next day.

Confused or fucked up on which gender to be. Confucked.

"You are confucked on gender."
by Can't touch me September 5, 2018
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Confucked

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.
Dude, I’m so confucked right now...
by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019
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Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand
“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom
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Conductor Syndrome

When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"

Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."

Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'

Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."

Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"

Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."

Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"

Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"

Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020
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