combustedspleen

*blocks you on everything*
*treats you like you're disposible*
me:hey why did you block me? you made a promise.
combustedspleen: idk *blocks*

by -unknown;) November 23, 2021

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Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!

by TNDil444 July 15, 2024

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Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had

Comcast is slow as fuck

by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023

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coasted

When someone says they will do something outlandish, another person can say ‘coasted’. If the person then does not do the thing they said they would, they have to shave off one of their eyebrows

‘I’d cut my pinky toe off to teleport there right now’
‘Coasted’

by kschnizzle January 1, 2026

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West Coasted

To have something stolen. Derived from the car theft statistics that indicate that California cities are frequently among the top ten for car theft rates.
Usually used in the past tense

Fred left his laptop on his passenger seat in the Stadium's parking lot and of course, the thing gets west coasted.

by The Funhouse March 19, 2010

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