by Mason76817 May 8, 2020
Get the cocker stonermug. A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021
Get the Paddy The Cockermug. (noun)
Also Ćber Cocker
A portmanteau of āĆ¼berā (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and āalter cockerā (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally āold defecatorā). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.
An Ćber Cocker isnāt just oldāheās mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses āĆ¼berā in its original senseāleaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.
Etymology:
From Ć¼ber (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
Also Ćber Cocker
A portmanteau of āĆ¼berā (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and āalter cockerā (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally āold defecatorā). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.
An Ćber Cocker isnāt just oldāheās mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses āĆ¼berā in its original senseāleaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.
Etymology:
From Ć¼ber (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
ā āMy uncle Saulās an Uber Cockerāhe argues with the GPS and wins.ā
ā āDonāt tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; heās been doing it since before espresso was ironic.ā
ā āGen Z thinks heās talking about ridesharing, but noāheās an Uber Cocker from way back.ā
ā āMy dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was Ć¼ber before Uber existed. Total Ćber Cocker.ā
ā āYou canāt win an argument with an Ćber Cockerāheās been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.ā
ā āWhen an Ćber Cocker says āback in my day,ā time itself sighs.ā
ā āDonāt tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; heās been doing it since before espresso was ironic.ā
ā āGen Z thinks heās talking about ridesharing, but noāheās an Uber Cocker from way back.ā
ā āMy dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was Ć¼ber before Uber existed. Total Ćber Cocker.ā
ā āYou canāt win an argument with an Ćber Cockerāheās been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.ā
ā āWhen an Ćber Cocker says āback in my day,ā time itself sighs.ā
by APedant October 18, 2025
Get the Uber Cockermug. Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 19, 2025
Get the Cocker Spanielmug. by BottomDop February 20, 2022
Get the Cockeredmug. A play on the British game conckers, I which the two opposing players both swing a string with a chestnut on the end into each other, the first player who's chestnut breaks looses.
This rendition instead uses the opposing players testicles and/or ovaries, which are swung until one breaks, declaring the winner.
This rendition instead uses the opposing players testicles and/or ovaries, which are swung until one breaks, declaring the winner.
Me and my homies just played a sick game of cockers, but since were now down a player, want to join?
by Bongrips and Big Titties January 1, 2020
Get the cockersmug. by Loominaty January 26, 2024
Get the Cockersmug.