Cob Nobler

Somebody who acts smart but is stupid. A complete dumbass.

Scott Donavan's a cob nobler

"Shut up cob nobler"

by Eric Montgomery May 9, 2006

corn in the cob

the act of fucking someone in the ass so hard that while you are having sex a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in the dick hole.

The other day I was fucking courtney in the ass so hard I got corn in the cob and had to have it removed at the hospital.

by robert woodbury December 9, 2008

cornhole on the cob

good ol' fashioned butt sex

She was always up for tryin new things, so last night we had some cornhole on the cob.

by the uncanny faggot May 21, 2004

Corn on the Cob

The sexual act of inserting the penis into the anus after having feed the owner of the anus corn for weeks on end.The anus must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the anus their is corn all over the penis...Hence Corn on the Cob is created.Great Job!

I had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some "corn on the cob".

by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009

Cobs

A Group of people that are a bunch of slackjawedfaggots and refuse to do there jobs while others pick up the slack.

My co-workers are a bunch of fucking Cobs!

by ingloriosbasterd November 16, 2011

nigger on a cob

When a black man/nigger is killed he gets sliced up and put on a corn cob then slaves are forced to eat it

Now try a nigger on a cob

by ILikMen69 May 16, 2022

cob slag

a woman that work inna da bakery or sandwich shop (excluding subway employees)

Rich “or8 duck gonna go cob slag get some food or what”

Luke “yes lad”

Callum “reem idea”

Dan “bacon well done”

by lukecordon June 12, 2020