Coach Muhl

A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.

Your dad is such a coach muhl.

Coach Muhl by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018

Coach Reichert 

In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical

Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER

Coach Reichert by VinnyVtheSkinnyTree April 29, 2019

Coach Caliendo 

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

Coach Caliendo by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

Coach Welock 

Awesome

he said look up my name in the dictionary and you’ll find awesome

awesome IS coach welock

Coach Welock by shizlitty September 23, 2019

Coach Mike 

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

Coach Mike by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

Coach Oliver 

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.

Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.

Coach Oliver by Theblack_nightmare637 December 31, 2019

Coach Rob-itus 

The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.

The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.

Coach Rob-itus by Mr. Fundamentals 69 January 28, 2020