cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

King of Clubs

A sexual position used commonly in the gay community where two men lay together as depicted on the playing card.

The best sexual position for frot and for maximum pleasure.

Can also be Queen of Spades when referring to lesbians.

Adam: "Wanna get in on later?"
Steve: "Of course. What position?"
Adam: "King of Clubs?"
Steve: "Hot!"

by Emex5 May 3, 2017

cluster fuck

Military origin, but in general usage.

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

Don't let Jon touch that computer, he's a walking Charlie Foxtrot.

by CF May 1, 2003

Cluster Fox

Derogatory expression describing Fox News.

Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly all work at Cluster Fox.

by Rhinoguy500 August 26, 2010

Cluster Fuck

Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.

When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.

by alllwant April 21, 2005

clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

by Riff1771 February 24, 2008

Clitslap

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.

"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."

by John the Heeb December 16, 2008