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cluster fuck 

Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.
Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.

Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.

cluster fuck by Brian Kovarik October 4, 2005
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Cluster Fuck 

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.
John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked
Cluster Fuck by The Dude February 27, 2005

Cluster Fuck 

A term used for gangbanging a girl or having a group orgy in one particular area ( a small room.)
Hey guys lets have a cluster fuck over Hilary's house.
Cluster Fuck by T-Bear May 6, 2005

Cluster-bomb 

What happens after you are constipated for weeks without shitting.
OH MY FUCKIN GOD! i just painted the toilet with that cluster-bomb!clusterbomb

cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.
jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
cluster wank by bettypage May 10, 2011

cluster fuck 

a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!

cluster fox 

An off shoot of the term cluster fuck. It used as a derogatory term to denigrate conservatives and viewers of fox news.
Watching Bill O'Reilly go after defenseless liberals is one big cluster fox.
cluster fox by Elephant Mann February 16, 2013