close call

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

Closed beta

The developmental stage of a video game or software that a select group of people, by invite, contest, pre purchase, get to test it out for bugs

Hey I just got an invite to the closed beta for battlefield 1.

by 8R4/\/|)0/\/ August 10, 2016

gross close

being extremely close to one's family member, sexually speaking of course.

Damn homey, i banged my cousin last night; it was gross close!

by V-Ball April 22, 2006

Close the yearbook

Someone who cannot let go of their high school career; more than likely peaked in their high school career.

Dave - “Dude, did you see Aleah’s new post?”

Ryan- “Yes dude, she cannot close the yearbook…”

by riahanne July 26, 2022

Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

by idkhernandez March 4, 2021

Close talker

Some one who talks close enough for you to taste their gum in the back of your throat.

“He’s a bit of a close talker”

by Tilicum January 13, 2023