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close call

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.
Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.
by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014
mugGet the close callmug.

Closed beta

The developmental stage of a video game or software that a select group of people, by invite, contest, pre purchase, get to test it out for bugs
Hey I just got an invite to the closed beta for battlefield 1.
by 8R4/\/|)0/\/ August 10, 2016
mugGet the Closed betamug.

gross close

being extremely close to one's family member, sexually speaking of course.
Damn homey, i banged my cousin last night; it was gross close!
by V-Ball April 22, 2006
mugGet the gross closemug.

Close talker

Some one who talks close enough for you to taste their gum in the back of your throat.
“He’s a bit of a close talker
by Tilicum January 13, 2023
mugGet the Close talkermug.

close cousins

naomi and andrew are such close cousins
by idkhernandez March 4, 2021
mugGet the close cousinsmug.

Pub is closed

Pub is closed.

WTF
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by Big-Hands November 23, 2018
mugGet the Pub is closedmug.

Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.
Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.
by Zapalloman July 12, 2018
mugGet the Close enoughmug.

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