close call

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

Closed beta

The developmental stage of a video game or software that a select group of people, by invite, contest, pre purchase, get to test it out for bugs

Hey I just got an invite to the closed beta for battlefield 1.

by 8R4/\/|)0/\/ August 10, 2016

gross close

being extremely close to one's family member, sexually speaking of course.

Damn homey, i banged my cousin last night; it was gross close!

by V-Ball April 22, 2006

Close talker

Some one who talks close enough for you to taste their gum in the back of your throat.

“He’s a bit of a close talker”

by Tilicum January 13, 2023

close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

by idkhernandez March 4, 2021

Pub is closed

WTF

Pub is closed.

WTF
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by Big-Hands November 23, 2018

Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.

Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.

by Zapalloman July 12, 2018