weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006

cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

clocking

the art of fucking someone in the japseye

harry was caught clocking chris

by bigdogbellos December 15, 2011

cockenberg

cockenberg also known as cock in mouth or cock in but or cockinaburger. he is usually funny looking and a tall halfrican.

one day taylor cockenberg walked down the street and saw someone putting thier cockin mouth and he said im the real cockenberg

by hefh January 11, 2008

Clocker

You turn around and punch them in the face in rage and hit someone as hard as you can and have them go down in pain

Yesterday I saw a man clocker him in the face

by Smatarted October 9, 2014

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

Clockin' Out

-Phrase

To die for no apparent reason

I'm clockin' out!

by Struds September 2, 2003