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cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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cleavis

n.
the bit of exposed helm of someone's boner when it is tucked up into his belt line; cleavage of the penis.
Aaron's gym shirt is way too small. When he reached up to do some pull-ups, his cleavis was totally showing.
by Pu Chung Lao June 10, 2008
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Clean

When something or someone looks attractive or Good.
Guy 1: Aye wasup foo
Guy 2: Oh my Boi is clean! You go shopping yesterday or sum?
Guy 1: Ye, I wasted half my paycheck on clothes n shit yesterday
by AshTray1 June 7, 2019
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clean

When someone has not self-harmed for a certain amount of time.
I’ve been clean for 3 months now.
by random-peep November 17, 2017
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Cleavage Catch

A game where you attempt to throw an object into a woman's cleavage.

If the woman is playing as well, the goal is to for her catch the object being thrown between her breasts. If the woman is not playing along, the goal is for the person throwing to make the object being thrown land in the woman's cleavage.

Despite common belief, it is usually played between women.
I was wearing a v-neck at lunch, and Amy didn't want her carrots, so we played Cleavage Catch.
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II February 4, 2009
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Church Cleavage

A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.
Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.
by thebigprize September 26, 2010
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