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Ben Carson

A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
If Ben Carson wins the 2016 election, I'm leaving this planet.
by qwoke March 29, 2016
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Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best
by panthom July 5, 2019
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Carson

A masculine name that means

son of Carr or in Gaelic means, “Stone”. People mistakenly name their daughter, Carson, because it sounds feminine unknownly to them it being a masculine name.
Common uses:
Hi, I’m Carson.
Or
Hello, I’m Carson.
by Fujirose April 22, 2018
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carson king

this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
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Clarkson University

A small private university in the state of New York about 5 hours north of civilization. While some consider us a prestigious institution, we accept about 77% of applicants (the remaining 23% were accepted to SUNY Canton) which makes us one of "those" colleges. Despite these facts, our mostly male student body has a level of cockiness and arrogance that is unmatched to anything in this cold dark god forsaken area of New York State. We often look down at the neighboring students of SUNY Potsdam, even though their acceptance rate is about 63%, as if we went to an ivy league school. The sad thing is, our tuition (over $50k a semester) is comparable to an Ivy League school's tuition. The only difference is; you have all heard of the ivy league schools, no one has heard of Clarkson University. While our rich parents were not rich enough to get our dumb asses into a better school, they are rich enough to send us to Potsdam NY to suffer in the cold weather, as punishment for bringing them great shame.
Harvard Student: Hey bro! I'm so excited, I got accepted to a really good school!

Clarkson Student: I bet my school is better, I just got accepted to Clarkson University. (with pinky up)

Harvard Student: HA!
by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015
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carson

Jedi pimp and with lots of money and is pwnagely awsome
hot chick "your such a carson" "awsome person(((drinks beer and says i know ;)"
by random awsome submitterz August 29, 2010
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Adam Carson

Drummer and one of only two remaining founding members of the rock band AFI, formed in 1991 in Ukiah, California. Brown hair and eyes, tall, extremely attractive.

Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.
Who's your favorite drummer?
Adam Carson.
by PaigeLovesIt February 12, 2008
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