Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth

Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick

by gh Shocker75 August 15, 2005

Chuff Nugget

A nugget of shit that gets stuck and entangled in the hairs around your ass hole. And when you remove it is a solid piece of shit with lots if hairs stuck in it. That is a chuff nugget!!!

I just pulled a huge Chuff Nugget out of my ass!!!

by Marky T & Lucy T July 25, 2010

Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

by Gareth Babybel-Overlord Bird January 23, 2005

Buff chuff

A Buff Chuff relates to a womens vagina that is particularly good to look at, a fine example of the female sex organ.

"Your nan has a buff chuff for her age, Dave!"

by Louis Noteling April 25, 2006

chuffinch

a type of rare bird that consists solely of buttocks and wings.

gee Matt, look at the arse on that chuffinch

by iki July 24, 2003