crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.

1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.

by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 12, 2009

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017

Cooked the chook

When someone ultimately rides them selves off with drugs or alcohol,says something stuiped, does something stuiped,wears something stuiped,or someone who is overdoing it to a whole new level

Bro1: “walks in the room jaw side ways with a Mexican hat on a pogo stick with glow sticks for sunnies”
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help

by Jack Leroy Bruzzy July 4, 2019