chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

chonging

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases

dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud

by chongchingchow November 28, 2019

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

ChonkStonks

When Your friend is talking some stonks and he’s a chonk

Guy 1 : I sold my shovel and made $25

Guy 2 : ChonkStonks

by ChonkManeus August 31, 2020

squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

Ching Chong Pass

The Ching Chong pass is a pass that is given to someone by an Asian so that they can say "Ching Chong" without consequences. The pass can be unlimited or be limited use. This is decided by the Asian who is giving the pass. Once given, it can be taken away by any Asian, not just the Asian who give it to you. Asians can give the pass without trouble. However, B-sians have to ask an Asian before giving the pass to said person. The Asian can then approve or reject the giving of the pass.

White kid: Can I get the Ching Chong pass?
Asian kid: Sure thing.
White kid: Thanks.

by rss_atlas April 13, 2019

Chonty

Slowly replacing "Banter" within public schools. Can be used for any variety of reasons and situations (much like banter) but it is usually used when someone makes a "laddish" comment.

JCH (marxist supporter, tonbridge school): HISTORY CREW. Erm... I need to go get a quality mocha.
Lad #1: CHONTY MATE!

by chiefladbanter January 24, 2011