1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit
2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady
2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady
Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!
Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.
Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.
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Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.
"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"
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"I would totally let a girl give me a chocolate chest if I get to sleep with her after and she is the hottest girl I have ever seen... or that girl "vomit bag."
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