A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack
As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee
by Roobeer September 28, 2020
Get the From Unda Cheese mug.A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012
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The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.
Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
Get the Cheese Cloth mug.The tradition of eating cheese late at night, first made popular by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on the TV show "30 Rock". Also known as "working on the night cheese".
"I was working on the night cheese pretty hard last night."
"Workin' on the night cheeeese!" - Tina Fey
"Workin' on the night cheeeese!" - Tina Fey
by antidev July 27, 2009
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Get the Cheese Nigger mug.v. 1. Originating during the arcade fighter craze in America in the early 90's, a phrase; which is most commonly used and attributed to the Capcom game Street Fighter II, that describes a player using the maximum right or left of the screen's playing area to trap their opponent with little means of escape, to which they are capable of holding an unfair advantage through repetitive offensive attacks, character balance exploits, and/or "turtling" to achieve a "cheap" or "cheesy" easy win during a round, commonly ending with the opponent failing to maneuver away from the attack, or the opponent being unable to sustain any more block damage from Super or Special moves.
note: In Street Fighter Alpha 2, a victory icon was introduced in the form of a small cheese wedge, which was designed sardonically in honor of the predominance of "cheese" in the fighting game genre, which is awarded to the winner of a round who defeats their opponent using a Super or Special move while they are blocking.
Inflected Forms: corner cheesed, corner cheesing, corner cheeser
note: In Street Fighter Alpha 2, a victory icon was introduced in the form of a small cheese wedge, which was designed sardonically in honor of the predominance of "cheese" in the fighting game genre, which is awarded to the winner of a round who defeats their opponent using a Super or Special move while they are blocking.
Inflected Forms: corner cheesed, corner cheesing, corner cheeser
"I only lost that round because I got caught by his corner cheese."
"That guy ain't all that good, he just corner cheesed me with his Ryu."
"I'm not playing him, he's just a corner cheesing pattern punk."
"That guy ain't all that good, he just corner cheesed me with his Ryu."
"I'm not playing him, he's just a corner cheesing pattern punk."
by TheWarlock July 21, 2005
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