by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 03, 2017
Term used in the twitch chat of competitive overwatch streams. It describes people who say dumb things in chat thinking their an expert in the game, but actually don't know what they're talking about. The term makes reference to the platinum rank in overwatch, a rank where there is a stereotype that players think they're better than they actually are.
by Syncretism April 09, 2019
A chat whore is someone who carries on two or more IM conversations simultaneously. Each IM friend seldom knows about the other chat that's going on and thinks they are the only one. There are telltale signs, however, that you are IM'ing with a chat whore, such as long pauses in between responses. The dead giveaway is when they accidentally paste a comment intended for someone else into your chat window - especially if the chat whore is talking about you or carrying on a parallel hot-chat.
by Tom Terranova August 15, 2007
what often happens when two people are partaking in an instant messaging conversation. one person begins to type but then sees the icon that represents the other person is typing. this causes them to stop in an attempt to let the other person enter what they were typing. however, the other person notices that the first person was typing and also stops typing. thus, both people stop typing because they anticipate the other person will say something. chat standoff can often lead to extended moments of virtual silence and awkwardness that neither party enjoys.
guy 1: so i talked to tiffany on aim last night.
guy 2: how'd that go?
guy 1: terrible. we got caught in chat standoff and didn't say anything for half an hour.
guy 2: how'd that go?
guy 1: terrible. we got caught in chat standoff and didn't say anything for half an hour.
by ilikedykes January 23, 2009
Chat perv could be male or female or a little of both. They chat as if they are normal for a time then they start perving on people.
Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
justhere: Old Smurf is one of the biggest chat pervs I have ever seen! I love him!
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
by autobot January 16, 2007
The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.
It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.
Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.
Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.
Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.
Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?
Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
by MPeds February 06, 2009
Walking into a room full of people and saying "hi guys" everyone ignores you. You would say "good chat" .
by Dunk151 March 23, 2016