change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.

Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.

change the oil in the rain by housenog September 27, 2011

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Change the Oil

Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.

"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"

Change the Oil by GiganticTumor May 1, 2010

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change-homo

A person who has gone through sex change surgery then preceded to become homosexual in their new sex.

WTF?, change-homo.

change-homo by Deep Thought 2.0 December 6, 2010

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Change Fiddler

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

Change Fiddler by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010