off da chains

black urban slang expressing happiness and joy

"Off da chains!" means something makes you as happy as a runaway slave that made it to the north.

Deez crack rocks are off da chainz!

by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005

Chainsaw

The BEST weapon ever! Itl scare the shit outta ANYONE and it is WAY better than a shitty stiletto or switchblade. Too bad its not that portable...
The best part of Scarface was the scene where they were hacking up that gagged guy with the chainsaw in the washroom!

Gangsta Wigger- Hey Bitch! Gimme yo greens o il cut you up with my 5 inch switchblade!

Me - Oh yeah? (pulls out chainsaw, laughs as the gangsta wigger shits himself, tears the bloody fuck out of him)

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005

Alice In Chains

THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.

"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"

by Fitz May 31, 2004

Alice in Chains

Best band ever to exist. Period.

Alice in Chains is better than democracy.

by The Architect April 19, 2004

Chainsaw

When a large number of people all witness the same event.

Did you pick up the chainsaw last night?

by Kukey monster January 5, 2017

Chainsnap

Sending pictures on Snapchat back to back to back.

Friend: Wanna do streaks?
Me:sure

2 hours later

*opens messages*

Me: Last time I checked streaks didn’t require 500 pictures in 2 hours...always that one person that wanna chainsnap...

by Joshlerandmel February 11, 2019

chainsaw condom

just a big F@cking hassle.

From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)

While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.

by High strength nuts September 11, 2019