Cauleen

A person that has a lying problem and sleeps with every guy that she meets. Her body is covered in moles and she thinks she's just gorgeous when in reality she's not and no one really likes her.

I hope my daughter never becomes like Cauleen.

by iLOVEit[= February 7, 2009

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Elbert Caldera

used to describe a very gay person in southern California,especially in north San Diego County

Dude, stop being such an Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 19, 2003

Felipe Calderon

Newly elected very unfortunate Mexican President, who has won through a series of documented frauds and alliances with the worst political class in the country (PRI). He is backed by known corrupt business and religiuos classes.

Felipe Calderon cheated his way to the mexican presidency.

by Comite October 19, 2006

Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

Holden Caulfield

The main character from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. A euphemism for someone who is carrying marijuana.

Hey buddy, are you Holden Caulfield?

by Atroxodisse August 5, 2004

caulk

1. to stop up and make tight against leakage (as a boat or its seams, the cracks in a window frame, or the joints of a pipe)

2. when a guy shoots his load and it runs down between a females breasts or ass crack.

Johnny had to caulk his windows for the winter.

James caulked his horny neigbor Amy's rack and ass.

by cardinal_fan October 19, 2004