capton Ahab

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !

Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 19, 2015

Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

captian pritchard

An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.

Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*

by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019

captianpoffy

User captianpoffy is a tiktoker with over hundreds of followers. Their content consists mainly of puffy, but may include some other things such as dantdm in cat ears. User captianpoffy is a great mutual to have and you should follow them

You should follow captianpoffy

by anonymous July 3, 2021