capricorn

they are thicc hoes who look good and are bad bitches and can eat as much food as they want because they are fat asses (IM A CAPRICORN)

their friend :“ OH MY GOD Karen u look thick ass hell”

karen: “ oh all the shit i’ve been eating went to the wright place”

their friend “ yeah”

(also fuck u karen u forgot the muffins at the PTA meeting stupid bitch)

because they are capricorn’s

by THICK HOE August 10, 2019

Capish

English phonetic spelling of Sicilian-American way to say "understand" (in the second person singular). Common in Mob movies. Typically used at the end of the sentence in these movies to verify the listener understands, especially when making threats. Comes from Italian obviously; it's basically capisci or capisce (depending on the context) with the last letter omitted from the pronunciation.

You better make sure your boss is outside the saloon at high noon, capish?

Do you capish the words coming out of my mouth?!

by The wind from the Northern car May 2, 2011

caprisun

A delicious kids drink that comes in a pouch in which you jab a straw through a small opening in the pouch to drink.

Mom, pack me a Capri Sun in my lunch.

by Jaisen December 24, 2003

carissa

the hottest fucking bitch in the world. the best best friend ever. way hotter than anyone named katelyn(but that's not hard). not a whore(like someone named katelyn). super pretty, could get any guy she wanted. and wayyy effing smarter than your bitch ass.

"Why is Katelyn getting the shit beat out of her by Carissa's bffffff?"
"Oh, cuz she was tryna talk some shit about Carissa."

by Oh, you know bitch :) December 9, 2008

Caprisongs

The best, and first mixtape I have heard. Thank you twigs.

OMG! Caprisongs is the best. You have to check it out

by fkatwiglets April 19, 2022

Capri-sun

If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not get it in the hole. You then just jam it into any crease because you are tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.

Her pussy was so hard to find I had to Capri-sun that bitch.

by Blind zach June 20, 2018

caprisunstenosis

It's a medical condition where there's a lack of capri sun in the body which makes big man, big sad.

Requires a medical diagnosis
Treatable by a medical professional
Critical: needs emergency care
People may experience:
The big sad
Bad performance in Valorant

After being diagnosed with caprisunstenosis he went 2/16 last valorant game.

by Emelia Innocent the 10th March 5, 2021