Snot Canoe

An elongated pussy secreting a vaginal discharge.

Pat, I rode your Mom's Snot Canoe down Tuna River and lost my paddle at Shithole Rapids.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Canoe Bin Laden

1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.

2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)

3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.

"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"

"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"

by Legend34 October 19, 2011

canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Blue Canoe

When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.

Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.

by Evil Ozzy October 12, 2018

tuna canoe

a vagina, named due to the fact that it is shaped like a vertical canoe and in some cases smells like tuna

i was going to hang out with nate but he was busy diving into some tuna canoe

by hamsnatch4cash February 8, 2009

Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.

*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."

by Hpesoj... December 26, 2011

Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009