A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.
by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021
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noun: informal
1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.
2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
noun: informal
1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.
2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
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2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
Get the donaldo dies caniculares mug.A person of East Indian descent who was one of many born in Canada, and who has more interests in the western world than in older, traditional ways and practices...
by melysni February 9, 2005
Get the canindian mug.N. When a girl swallows a males reproductive juice. This makes her a canibal because she is eating babies.
Greg: Damn that bitch is a rotten canibal.
Jake: Why did she eat your babies again or what?
Greg: no doubt.
Jake: Why did she eat your babies again or what?
Greg: no doubt.
by Imakebitchesfallinloveandshit December 25, 2005
Get the Canibal mug.Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.
Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.
John: WTF!
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.
John: WTF!
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the Canine Cumshot mug.This guy is the definition of a radical Islamic ideology. He appeals as a white dude but he is a racist and autistic Islam inside. His partner in life loves it hard up the ass and can't get enough of it. Some say that this man has urges to scream out the N worst at the top of his lungs when he's around friends, no one gets offended though because his partner is black. His haircut Grant's men and women an instant orgasm once one has gazed at it. He is also the #1 suspected school shooter in American.
Why is Rey into canamar?
by God_said May 31, 2019
Get the canamar mug.A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.
Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.
Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:
Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:
Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013
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