calemoflabulous

i have no fucking idea

i feel so calemoflabulous after shitting bricks for 2 hours straight

by coemlover July 15, 2024

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

caldiodium

the feeling where you want become a chimney

how do i become a chimney i have caldiodium right now

by themadcrystal November 27, 2024

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

Calliou : Clairscients Is Callious, Clairscience Is Calliou

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Calliou : Clairscients Is Callious, Clairscience Is Calliou

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Caleil

Real big PENIS good at sports funny some times annoying also trust able super short loyal gets a lot of girls

Who can you trust with secrets Caleil he keeps stuff to his self

by Jalya April 16, 2025

Social Calliope

Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies

John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly

Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope

by TITITIRED May 27, 2017