Crusty Dusty

A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.

Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .

by Allybugjr April 22, 2017

Crusty

A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

by Ashhfbaby June 22, 2009

crusty ass bitch

a nasty slut bitch that doesn't bath. one who fucks any thing that sits still long enough.

billys' mom is a crusty ass bitch

by scotty carr April 30, 2003

Crusty Bubbler

The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.

Dude, you wouldn't believe the crusty bubbler I gave your mom last night! It was glorious!

by Bizzle, Cookie, and Timmy December 21, 2008

pro-crastination

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)

Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010

Crusty Skunk Mung

Dried up mung from a skunk.

Man, he looks like a pile of crusty skunk mung.

by WaFul November 8, 2006

crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008