Butted

A serious curseword with a versatile usage

ie Man, my phone got butted today.
ie Are you butted tonight, or can you do soemthing?
ie Butted. (by itself describes the immediate situation and how fuckin butted it is)

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Buttered Muffin

After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin

by Chadwick818 June 18, 2011

Butterdoodle

When the person eats butter and then "whack off" and get butter on there penis

I whacked off earlier and now I have a butterdoodle

by Randy good time February 28, 2017

buttered the rolls

When you bust a nut on a fat girls rolls

Hunter buttered the rolls of taylor

by Hunter Andrew August 28, 2017

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

Buttoed

The act of being bullshitted by someone who claims to know business.

You got Buttoed by the loan officer at the bank. If you need some money for your startup, we can arrange a loan. The act of being Buttoed.

by StartUper May 29, 2018

buttered bread

buttered bread, coffee and you and I'll be fine

fine be I'll and you and coffee, buttered bread

by Krkič April 4, 2019