BILF

A Family Guy joke made by Stewie. A play on the phrase MILF. Stands for Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Stewie: OMG what a BILF

by Mardy M January 17, 2011

Pure dead brilliant

A phrase used in Scotland that means 'the best' or something along those lines.

1. Jock: 'Did yae see that new filum on sat'day?'
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'

2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant

by Alex July 23, 2003

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009

Bril

Short for "brilliant". Mainly used on the internet when someone is too lazy to type out the entire word.

"Whoa dude, that music video was bril."

by Batt0usai May 15, 2007

brilee

A super awesome chick who is an awesome friend. She's super gorgeous with big blue eyes and beautiful thick, dark hair. Speaking of thick, she's not skin and bones. She loves laughing, soccer, reading, and is super smart.

I wish I could be more like Brilee.

by WhittyM January 4, 2017

BFILF

Best Friend I'd Like (to) Fuck

"I've secretly liked her for a while, she's a BFILF"

by The Original BFILF October 14, 2008

Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005