british girl

a british girl is a girl who obviously lives in Britain and is obsessed with Chanel, LV, and Micheal Kors. she CAKES her face with makeup. she is basically a british version of a private school girl. spray tan, makeup, wears expensive clothes, and loves fake lashes. the trend/joke started on TikTok.

Alexa: Why are you shaking?

Me: Oh i’m a british girl. Duh
Alexa: Oh, LOL.
me and alexa: *starts being a british girl too*

by eccheerlol November 15, 2019

british

Awesome people, and most of the time the best friend of America. But I'm starting to lose faith on my fellow Yanks if we bash the British like that. They never did anything to us since Napoleon...but they did become one of our greatest allies.

I'm pretty damn sure they don't say "cheerio" every other word. -_-

by alb April 22, 2005

british "people"

the scums of the earth that, believe it or not, aren't even real.

Why are you british?
Tommyinnit is nothing but a figment of your imagination
british "people" amirite

by Syplon gamig :) April 15, 2021

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

british empire

That's a load of BS Ladyperson, the Muslims hated everyone long before there was a British Empire.

The Empire was the most glorious institution in known history. They say the sun never set on it; this was because it covered so much of the earth's surface (east/west) that there was never a time when it was not daytime in some part of the empire.

Britain's power and Empire was founded upon its powerful navy and its command of the seas, something which itself grew out of its status as an island nation.

Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! Britons never never never shall be slaves!

by Dirge November 14, 2004

British Army

The most experienced, disciplined and loyal army in the world. Truly the Best.

Plus, unlike the Americans, we do not blow up our allies in combat!!!

The British army is the best

by the S man April 21, 2006

British Shorthair

A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon

I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018